The man who renamed his dick

There was once an old man who renamed his dick
For his wife thought it no better than a candle wick.
Call it 'The Sceptre', was his dictum
His threat: or I'll stick it in your rectum.
The wife said: you need several births to learn the trick.


Raj Thackeray pours his vial of vitriolic politics over the cultural memory of Bombay and Karan Johar plays happily into his hands. The registering rings of the ballot box and the cash box are similar.