Hunt for the great black buck

Lord Ram once hunted for an illusive gold buck
Lost his love - Seeta, suffered years of bad luck
Now a Rambhakt armed with bow & arrow
His chariot - a sexed up wheel barrow
Is roaming Swiss woods, hunting ill gotten buck.


{Let's hope the trillions are real not mythical. Let's wish him luck}

Modi, Modi I'm through

It's good that leaders catch a stupid phobia or two
Hide behind nets that wouldn't let a shoe through
They know a pair of sneakers can do
What the courts, public outrage can't do
Modi, Modi you dastard, glad I'm finally through.




{Thanks to Sylvia Plath}

The politics of smooch

If Varun Gandhi can make a long and dirty hate speech
Can't Munna Bhai make a naughty little love speech?
If the new SP leader gave BSP prez a kiss
Will the EC feel amiss or observe a bliss?
Who else but a star can teach the politics of smooch

One, two...duck here comes a shoe

One, two... fast come buckle my shoe
Which new leader got the flying shoe?
There's scope for a book anew
One that's sure long overdue
The Who's Who of who ducked a shoe.