So long, Mush

Now that it's time to bid adieu, Mush,
Pak is neck deep in Islamist slush;
However (quote) lovable and cute (unquote)
The fact remains: you're a despot
So long & thanks for all the fish.

A shooter gets bold

The news came as a bolt from blue
The dead Dodo has caught a flu!
Our pride in sports has been resoled
Bindra has won us an Olympic gold
But how he did it, we've no clue!

RIP: Solshenitsyn

Dear chronichler of the red Gulag,
Who opened for us the tyranny's bag
Let me say this: Solshenitsyn,
Surveyor of heart's chamber of sin
We are yet to learn how to defy a gag.

Som's caught in a storm

This one is takes off on Old Macdonald had a farm:

Old Som's gonna miss his home,
(chorus: E-I-E-I-O)
The fights with MPs, money syndrome.
(chorus: E-I-E-I-O)
Speaker Sir's our card holding joker:
The Left's concerned, not a ringmaster!
(chorus: E-I-E-I-O)
If spine's fine, can't Som wither a storm.

Old Man's Song

There was an old Man in a turban
Who kept saying: I'm no dead man.
The Karat may have turned a stick
But look, my skin's no less thick,
Beat around, Bush'll save the N-plan.