History dickory dock, sings a prima donna Jenab Jaswant has put a spin on Jinnah. History (hic) hickory dickory dock Look who's on the chopping block? Fix me a gin-n-tonic says Quaid-e-Azam Jinnah.
The snorty cricketers are full of hope Not for us, every quarter a test for dope Let BCCI tell WADA a big NO ICC can type it out like a steno. Who'll demand a celibacy test for pope!
The cricketers seem to be playing an old Mohammed Rafi song in a loop. They are wary about the whereabout clause in doping code of WADA.
