What 'The Hell' ka

Tarun, an alchemist in search of Ignis-Aqua
Wrote books, edited a zine called Tehelka
At Goa he hosted the Thinkfest
Unleashed the beast within: a sex pest
When pilloried, he said the banter was 'halka'.

Tantrik Twiddle

Video of a monk once caught bonking
Went up soon on YouTube ranking
Wtf, It's my piddle in the middle,
He said: can't I solve a tantrik riddle.
The nation soon learned spiritual wanking.

The piddling Paramahansa says he would not experiment in the future anything that the public will not accept.

The man who renamed his dick

There was once an old man who renamed his dick
For his wife thought it no better than a candle wick.
Call it 'The Sceptre', was his dictum
His threat: or I'll stick it in your rectum.
The wife said: you need several births to learn the trick.


Raj Thackeray pours his vial of vitriolic politics over the cultural memory of Bombay and Karan Johar plays happily into his hands. The registering rings of the ballot box and the cash box are similar.

Polanski's Lolita moment

Did Nabakov prove himself to be a pervert
Through the voice of Humbert Humbert?
Was Polanski ruthless and mean
When he had sex with a pre-teen?
If lust's a religion is man an easy convert?

Know your sex pest: Libidoptera

There was once an old sugardaddy from Trinidad
Whose non-literary skills are now a bawdy ballad
He entered the race for a poet's chair
And found the world as usual: unfair
Calling a poet 'sex pest',is for his libido a print ad.

Nasty race for a chair

Uses of contraception

The architect of Emergency era forced contraception
While planning family showed a different perception
Result: we begot a baby-faced Gandhi scion
showing us genitals of a virile Hindu lion
The lad says footage was doctored; what a deception.

Cause Celebre

I'm these days quite amused by a new diva
Sizzling hot daughter of one Sen Amartya,
whose bold theses, according to grapewine
links poverty of clothes to sexual famine.
No wonder, if she's found wearing a cerebra.

{If you still didn't get it, grab the new issue of The Man. It has Nandana Sen as cover who promises to bare both body and soul}