Modi, Modi I'm through

It's good that leaders catch a stupid phobia or two
Hide behind nets that wouldn't let a shoe through
They know a pair of sneakers can do
What the courts, public outrage can't do
Modi, Modi you dastard, glad I'm finally through.




{Thanks to Sylvia Plath}

The politics of smooch

If Varun Gandhi can make a long and dirty hate speech
Can't Munna Bhai make a naughty little love speech?
If the new SP leader gave BSP prez a kiss
Will the EC feel amiss or observe a bliss?
Who else but a star can teach the politics of smooch

One, two...duck here comes a shoe

One, two... fast come buckle my shoe
Which new leader got the flying shoe?
There's scope for a book anew
One that's sure long overdue
The Who's Who of who ducked a shoe.

Uses of contraception

The architect of Emergency era forced contraception
While planning family showed a different perception
Result: we begot a baby-faced Gandhi scion
showing us genitals of a virile Hindu lion
The lad says footage was doctored; what a deception.

Bhaje Govindam

TV cams have caught Chi Chi in an act most unholy
Doling out wads of cash to voters on the day of Holi
The actor says there's no infraction
If a celeb displays family tradition
The shot could have been better if they had a trolley.

Wish karo, Dish Karo

The Marxists are too happy over NDA's Orissa Gol Maal
That they forgot all about communal strife in Kandhamal
The Third Front got a Patnaik
And the BJP a new khalnayak
Hungry voters can now relish a hotchpotch: Khichdi Dal

There's no Water in the Loo

The Congress hums Jai Ho and the BJP cries ballyhoo!
O'er an Oscar shampoo that washed away the slum-poo
Only the voter says Ho-Hum
And looks an incurable glum
All this hullabaloo makes him want to go to the loo.