What 'The Hell' ka

Tarun, an alchemist in search of Ignis-Aqua
Wrote books, edited a zine called Tehelka
At Goa he hosted the Thinkfest
Unleashed the beast within: a sex pest
When pilloried, he said the banter was 'halka'.

A biped and two centipedes

A man once peed on a clump of weeds
and out came a pair of centipedes
Not used to hot showers on sultry days
They cursed all bipeds for their deeds
And bit him for washing away their seeds.

Inspired by Rad Maythil's verse on centipede as a comma-legged grammarian.

Rajappopeye

The smug Mallu boy was rather coy
His fans he found quite easy to annoy
With a smirk and a bit of 'out'spoken English.
After Aiyya the hoi polloi said: what a dish
Shirtless and Salmannish, a new Item Boy.


The deft dance moves of Prithviraj in the eye-popping Aiyya item song has impressed a lot of people.

Funny Leone

Bhat's got B'wood a new in-heat bunny
A bimbette by the name playboy Sunny
Why's she so stiff, critics panned Jism
Only a cunninglinguist loved the film
He thought butt, 'er action was fine n' funny.

Smart Potty, Full Monty

Wise man wary of unplanned bowel emission
Vice-Chairman of Planning Commission
Goes by the name Monty Singh
Loves smart potties with bling
For those Above Pooverty Line, not an omission.

My name is Big Brand

Oh! I've lost count of all the shit I endorse
The Cong and the CPM think I'm a spent force
But My Name is Big Brand and
My greatness has been canned
If you don't let me: I'll blog, rant My grouse.

Tantrik Twiddle

Video of a monk once caught bonking
Went up soon on YouTube ranking
Wtf, It's my piddle in the middle,
He said: can't I solve a tantrik riddle.
The nation soon learned spiritual wanking.

The piddling Paramahansa says he would not experiment in the future anything that the public will not accept.

New movie: Quickgun Yeddy Vs miner baddies

A swashbuckling movie has made us all giddy
Starring: Reddy n' Reddy and a dallying Yeddy
A farcical saga of cash n' carry
Shot in the bowels of Bellary
Produced by Reddies and their Congress buddy.

The man who renamed his dick

There was once an old man who renamed his dick
For his wife thought it no better than a candle wick.
Call it 'The Sceptre', was his dictum
His threat: or I'll stick it in your rectum.
The wife said: you need several births to learn the trick.


Raj Thackeray pours his vial of vitriolic politics over the cultural memory of Bombay and Karan Johar plays happily into his hands. The registering rings of the ballot box and the cash box are similar.

Polanski's Lolita moment

Did Nabakov prove himself to be a pervert
Through the voice of Humbert Humbert?
Was Polanski ruthless and mean
When he had sex with a pre-teen?
If lust's a religion is man an easy convert?

The battle of Husn-e-Tharoor

Husn-e-Shashi Tharoor fights a no-austerity battle
With 140-character packets of dense virtual prattle
In this silly-season of drought
Some five-star food for thought:
Can political cowboys afford to lose their cattle?

History (hic) hickory dickory dock

History dickory dock, sings a prima donna
Jenab Jaswant has put a spin on Jinnah.
History (hic) hickory dickory dock
Look who's on the chopping block?
Fix me a gin-n-tonic says Quaid-e-Azam Jinnah.

Jinnah syndrome sees Jaswant expelled

Jo WADA kiya woh nibhana padega

The snorty cricketers are full of hope
Not for us, every quarter a test for dope
Let BCCI tell WADA a big NO
ICC can type it out like a steno.
Who'll demand a celibacy test for pope!

The cricketers seem to be playing an old Mohammed Rafi song in a loop. They are wary about the whereabout clause in doping code of WADA.

Psycho-sexuality of the BJP

Hindutva for the BJP cannot be but eternal,
Relation with knickerwallahs being paternal
Rajnath says: the masses couldn't assimilate
What the party has been trying to articulate.
Freud had named such persona retentively anal.

Know your sex pest: Libidoptera

There was once an old sugardaddy from Trinidad
Whose non-literary skills are now a bawdy ballad
He entered the race for a poet's chair
And found the world as usual: unfair
Calling a poet 'sex pest',is for his libido a print ad.

Nasty race for a chair

Hunt for the great black buck

Lord Ram once hunted for an illusive gold buck
Lost his love - Seeta, suffered years of bad luck
Now a Rambhakt armed with bow & arrow
His chariot - a sexed up wheel barrow
Is roaming Swiss woods, hunting ill gotten buck.


{Let's hope the trillions are real not mythical. Let's wish him luck}

Modi, Modi I'm through

It's good that leaders catch a stupid phobia or two
Hide behind nets that wouldn't let a shoe through
They know a pair of sneakers can do
What the courts, public outrage can't do
Modi, Modi you dastard, glad I'm finally through.




{Thanks to Sylvia Plath}

The politics of smooch

If Varun Gandhi can make a long and dirty hate speech
Can't Munna Bhai make a naughty little love speech?
If the new SP leader gave BSP prez a kiss
Will the EC feel amiss or observe a bliss?
Who else but a star can teach the politics of smooch

One, two...duck here comes a shoe

One, two... fast come buckle my shoe
Which new leader got the flying shoe?
There's scope for a book anew
One that's sure long overdue
The Who's Who of who ducked a shoe.

Uses of contraception

The architect of Emergency era forced contraception
While planning family showed a different perception
Result: we begot a baby-faced Gandhi scion
showing us genitals of a virile Hindu lion
The lad says footage was doctored; what a deception.