Uses of contraception

The architect of Emergency era forced contraception
While planning family showed a different perception
Result: we begot a baby-faced Gandhi scion
showing us genitals of a virile Hindu lion
The lad says footage was doctored; what a deception.

Bhaje Govindam

TV cams have caught Chi Chi in an act most unholy
Doling out wads of cash to voters on the day of Holi
The actor says there's no infraction
If a celeb displays family tradition
The shot could have been better if they had a trolley.

Wish karo, Dish Karo

The Marxists are too happy over NDA's Orissa Gol Maal
That they forgot all about communal strife in Kandhamal
The Third Front got a Patnaik
And the BJP a new khalnayak
Hungry voters can now relish a hotchpotch: Khichdi Dal

Dandy buys Gandhi

Let us all say cheers, buy bottles of beer or brandy,
The king of gud times has bought the glasses of Gandhi
Is he serving'em shaken or stirred?
Can't tell, for my vision's blurred
I wanna be a half-naked dandy amidst bikinied eye-candy.

There's no Water in the Loo

The Congress hums Jai Ho and the BJP cries ballyhoo!
O'er an Oscar shampoo that washed away the slum-poo
Only the voter says Ho-Hum
And looks an incurable glum
All this hullabaloo makes him want to go to the loo.

The take it EC policy

The Prez has found it easy to snub Gopalaswami,
Whose 'sack EC' memo caused a political tsunami
The whole electorate is now queasy
Over Caesar's wife: the (un)holy EC.
Some palms when greasy, deal us a double whammy.