The man who renamed his dick

There was once an old man who renamed his dick
For his wife thought it no better than a candle wick.
Call it 'The Sceptre', was his dictum
His threat: or I'll stick it in your rectum.
The wife said: you need several births to learn the trick.


Raj Thackeray pours his vial of vitriolic politics over the cultural memory of Bombay and Karan Johar plays happily into his hands. The registering rings of the ballot box and the cash box are similar.

Polanski's Lolita moment

Did Nabakov prove himself to be a pervert
Through the voice of Humbert Humbert?
Was Polanski ruthless and mean
When he had sex with a pre-teen?
If lust's a religion is man an easy convert?

The battle of Husn-e-Tharoor

Husn-e-Shashi Tharoor fights a no-austerity battle
With 140-character packets of dense virtual prattle
In this silly-season of drought
Some five-star food for thought:
Can political cowboys afford to lose their cattle?