Smart Potty, Full Monty

Wise man wary of unplanned bowel emission
Vice-Chairman of Planning Commission
Goes by the name Monty Singh
Loves smart potties with bling
For those Above Pooverty Line, not an omission.

My name is Big Brand

Oh! I've lost count of all the shit I endorse
The Cong and the CPM think I'm a spent force
But My Name is Big Brand and
My greatness has been canned
If you don't let me: I'll blog, rant My grouse.

Tantrik Twiddle

Video of a monk once caught bonking
Went up soon on YouTube ranking
Wtf, It's my piddle in the middle,
He said: can't I solve a tantrik riddle.
The nation soon learned spiritual wanking.

The piddling Paramahansa says he would not experiment in the future anything that the public will not accept.