Dandy buys Gandhi

Let us all say cheers, buy bottles of beer or brandy,
The king of gud times has bought the glasses of Gandhi
Is he serving'em shaken or stirred?
Can't tell, for my vision's blurred
I wanna be a half-naked dandy amidst bikinied eye-candy.

There's no Water in the Loo

The Congress hums Jai Ho and the BJP cries ballyhoo!
O'er an Oscar shampoo that washed away the slum-poo
Only the voter says Ho-Hum
And looks an incurable glum
All this hullabaloo makes him want to go to the loo.

The take it EC policy

The Prez has found it easy to snub Gopalaswami,
Whose 'sack EC' memo caused a political tsunami
The whole electorate is now queasy
Over Caesar's wife: the (un)holy EC.
Some palms when greasy, deal us a double whammy.