Som's caught in a storm

This one is takes off on Old Macdonald had a farm:

Old Som's gonna miss his home,
(chorus: E-I-E-I-O)
The fights with MPs, money syndrome.
(chorus: E-I-E-I-O)
Speaker Sir's our card holding joker:
The Left's concerned, not a ringmaster!
(chorus: E-I-E-I-O)
If spine's fine, can't Som wither a storm.

Old Man's Song

There was an old Man in a turban
Who kept saying: I'm no dead man.
The Karat may have turned a stick
But look, my skin's no less thick,
Beat around, Bush'll save the N-plan.